Shirley River  Coalson's Ministerial Calendar
for  OCTOBER2011
CELEBRATING A NEW ERA IN RUSTY RIVER MINISTRIES

This Month's Theme Is: "Field of Dreams"

Lobby Coffee shop
Don't forget, before and after each and every service our  very own Radiant Cafe is open serving the very best of the very finest drinks (AND that includes STARBUCKS!) and cuisine there is.
Located in the lobby, our coffee shop proudly  brews all the Starbucks favorites! With specialty breakfast foods, burgers and grilled chicken sandwiches. It’s the perfect place to grab a quick meal before service or hang out with your friends afterwards. Proceeds go toward financing our foreign missions.
Drive Thru Latte Stand
Located just outside the south entrance to the building. Start your day with the smooth, sweet flavors of Radiant Cafe's Best! We also offer delicious breakfast sandwiches and a variety of treats and pastries.
Volunteer Opportunity!
Do you love the coffee shop environment? This could be the perfect place for you to volunteer - we're looking for cashiers and baristas to help out on the weekends! If you're interested, just contact one of our staff and get started this week!
Contact the Coffee Ministry or call (889) 666-271 for more information.
 

Announcing the most momentous, earth-shatteringly important, significantly vital,stupendous, astonishing,  astounding,  stunning,  awesome  in the entire history of Rusty River Ministries.

  Dr. Shirley River Coalson is launching
 "A New Beginning, A New Direction"
This month our conversations will be centered on "Servolution - Saving the world for Jesus!"
 for the ministry founded by her father some 55 year ago.

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Dino Rizzo, the untucked,
rocking pastor of Healing Place
Church will lead the discussion
of the church as a healing place
for a hurting world.

Dear Ladies, I want to personally invite you to join us Friday, October 28 for an exciting evening of fun, shopping and "Fashioned for a Cause"  For the past 4 years, I have sought to bless the Ladies of RRM Temple and our surrounding community with an evening filled with a professional fashion show.  It all goes to a cause close to my heart - Child Literacy. 

Hope to see you there, Dr. Shirley River Coalson

When you donate $35,000.00 for a Walk Of The Faithful stone it will be placed in a trust fund to guarantee the RRM Temple is preserved for 2,000 years and more.

  Dr. Shirley River Coalson introduces "Rice Bowls." A small group program to provide much-needed meals to great kids around the world through partnerships with Christian orphanages.  It's pretty simple.. Tell us how many bowls your group needs (they’re free!) and when you want them. We’ll provide you the bowls for the date you specify. Then you do the following:

1.Give the bowls out to your small group.
2.Announce a gathering date. (4-6 weeks after start date)
3.Inspire everyone to fill their bowls.
4.Collect the bowls on the gathering date.
5.Break them open and add everything up.
6.Send a check made out to Dr. Shirley River Coalson along with the return slip.
 

A pub church is a Christian Church which meets in a public house or similar
establishment. Their purpose is to exist as an authentic Christian community,
 located in a way that is more accessible to non-churched people.
They understand themselves to be "without the external trappings of
 more traditional churches.
Pastor Shirley River Coalson comments:  "If 'church' is what happens when people
 encounter the Risen Jesus and commit themselves to sustaining
 and deepening that encounter in their encounter with each other,
 there is plenty of theological room for diversity of rhythm and style, so
 long as we have ways of indentifying the same living Christ at
 the heart of every expression of Christian life in common."

Remember the word of our illustrious founder,
“What are we going to do now, we’re going global, its time to bless the whole world "  This is one more step along the way.

HEADING FOR THE TOP

MAKE YOUR CHECKS PAYABLE TO:
Rusty River Ministries Inc.

Starting a Church Revolution
through Serving

A Servolution is not an event; it is a culture. Infusing this culture into the DNA of your church
will change the view of the world and your perspective of the needs of those around you.
This movement is rumbling through the body of Christ
a revolutionary army of people giving hope to a hurting world through practical,
personal acts of service.
In Servolution, Dr. Shirley River Coalson
shares the story of her relentless pursuit of ways to bless the lost, poor,
nd hurting people of his community in Jesus' name.
Dr. Coalson oozes servolution from her very pores,
which is both inspiring and contagious.
Once you join this revolution, there's no looking back.
Serving the poor is one of the most powerful ways to demonstrate Christ's love,
and Dr. Shirley does an amazing job showing us the way.   Come, join the revolution!

Dear Friends,
Honestly, you can’t afford to miss what I’ve prepared to share this month. I’ll explain how we intend to help you reach out to your community, your neighborhood where you work and where you play. I've lined up a world-class panel of the leading experts to help you become effective evangelicals. We'll look at the biblical, social, and personal implications of Servolution.

I WILL BE BAPTIZING after every service at Lake Forest! If you haven’t been baptized yet, this is your weekend!

Your Pastor, Shirley

*Here is that prepared e-mail for you.  Just cut and paste it into the message you want to send to a friend.

Dear Friend,
Do you ever feel like you need to be rescued? I would like to invite you to join me at the Rusty River Temple during this post-Easter season. Pope Rusty, will be giving a message entitled The Greatest Rescue.    Dr. Shirley River Coalson message of hope and promise to encourage anyone in need of rescue.  I hope you'll consider joining me this month in launching our Servolution program.

Dear Rusty River Ministries family,

 Dr. Shirley River Coalson would like to thank you for all of your generous giving, your commitment and your selfless sacrifices that have made 2010 such and amazing year. In addition, thank you for staying in faith and believing for God to do great things through the RRM Church!
Because of you, this year we saw over 347,950 people accept Jesus as their Savior in our weekend services. Hundreds of thousands attended our live worship events in the United States and around the world, and we delivered hope to nearly 50,000 people in Dodger stadium and millions more through the live television event. Without a doubt, 2010 was one of the greatest years of ministry that we've ever known.  We know that you will help us far exceed last year's triumph for the Lord!
With just a few weekends left in the year, I would like to ask you, along with the many other families of RRM, to consider a special year-end gift. We have made it through a very challenging year, and nothing would prepare our church more for 2010 than to experience a supernatural outpouring of support.
It is a new season of God’s favor. It is a season to discover and seize God’s increase on our church and on our lives. I am so excited about what is to come here at RRM and around the world as we share the hope of Jesus.
Check below to give a special year-end gift.
Partner with RRM in the work being done throughout the world.  You can be a part of God's work by donating resources to be used to reach others with the message of Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much for being a vital part of the RRM family.
Expecting God to do greater things,
 Dr. Shirley River Coalson

Lifetime Charitable Gift Annuity
The Benefits of a Rusty River Ministries Lifetime Charitable Gift Annuity
 

The Rusty River Ministries Lifetime Charitable Gift Annuity is a financial agreement which enables you to make a gift of cash to Rusty River Ministries in exchange for benefits to include assured income for life, tax savings, and an excellent rate of return.

Excellent Rate of Return
Today's low interest rates on savings and certificates of deposit may require that you find other ways to plan for your future financial security. A Rusty River Ministries Lifetime Charitable Gift Annuity will provide you with a competitive rate of return - up to 9.50 percent, depending on your age and the number of annuitants in your agreement. When you include the tax savings from the charitable gift involved, the "effective rate of return" on your investment is even greater.

Age Rates*
70 5.70%
75 6.30%
80 7.10%
85 8.10%
90 9.50%

*RRM. Gift Annuities are not available in AL, HI, MD, and WI, or outside the USA. Rates subject to change.

Life Income and Tax Savings
Your Rusty River Ministries Lifetime Charitable Gift Annuity is backed by Rusty River Ministries, which assures you will receive your annuity payment at the same rate for life. During your lifetime, your funds will be invested in U.S. government backed securities for maximum safety. Your annuity can be established for either one life or two. You simply choose the type of annuity and payment schedule which is best for you. The annuity is irrevocable. This service is not available outside of the United States

If you itemize your deductions, you will receive an immediate income tax charitable deduction for the year in which your annuity is established. By funding your annuity in cash, a portion of the income you receive will be a tax-free return of principal for your life expectancy.

This "RRM calendar" is designed to illustrate just how far astray the church of today has gone and how far it will go to attract people into their audiences.
Virtually everything represented on this "calendar" of the fictional RRM has been taken, and slightly modified, from church websites.  T'ain't funny McGee!  it is the reality of the contemporary "church."

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